(Captain)

05/22/06 09:01 PM

82.41.117.119

Re: ComSTAR reborn

yes but opening the box brings comstar reborn back to life. touching or even looking at the box can lead to very bad things. we shouldn't even talk about the box. just like we shouldn't talk about the time the nice doctor helped auntie flo to go to heaven.

As for delivering the box, I'd strongly advise not sending it with the Royal Mail. They'll just open the box and the bad things will happen. Let's all just put the box back in the attic and tell everyone it went on holiday. except then the flies come. and that is bad because then they come with the questions, like i haven't seen your auntie flo for a while is she ok? and you have to reply "she's just visiting her sister in Dorset, jaffa cake?"

maybe it should just be sent with UPS.