KamikazeJohnson
11/03/05 02:06 PM
205.200.6.170
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Heya folks...after a loooong absence from BT, I decided to stick my nose back in and see what's up on Sarna. Of course, that means a new mind-bending design from the largely-unsuccessful-but-always-amusing Johnson 'Mechworks design team :-)
**Please note, if this thing causes any temporary or permanent damage to your sanity, blame Karagin...he's the one who e-mailed me a what's up and got me back in here 
I present to you, the WTF Water Fork!!!!!!!!!!!!
WTF Water Fork
Chassis: Unknown
Power Plant: Unknown 100 XL
Cruising Speed: 53.75
Maximum Speed: 86
Jump Jets: none
Jump Capacity: none
Armor: Unknown
Armament:
1 Ultra AC/2
Manufacturer: Unknown
Primary Factory: Unknown
Communications System: Unknown
Targeting and Tracking System: Unknown
Overview:
Johnson 'Mechworks Inc. does it again...after an extended period
of inactivity, they have once again entered ther BattleMech design
industry with the WTF Water Fork, the name obviously adopted as a
"family friendly" derivation of the first words uttered by anyone who
sees one or reads the schematic.
Beyond that, this reporter is speechless...completely and utterly
speechless. Really...what else is there to say?
WTF Water Fork
Technology Base: - Inner Sphere - Level 2
Equipment Mass
Internal Structure: - EndoSteel 1
Engine: 100 XL 1.5
Walking MP: 5
Running MP: 8
Jumping MP: 0
Heat Sinks: 10 0
Gyro: 1
Cockpit: 3
Armor Factor: 63 - Ferro-Fibrous 3.5
Internal Armor
Structure Value
Head 3 5
Center Torso 6 9
Center Torso(rear) 3
R/L Torso 5 8
R/L Torso(rear) 1
R/L Arm 3 6
R/L Leg 4 8
Weapons and Ammo Location Critical Tonnage
Ultra AC/2 LT 3 7
Hatchet RA 0 2
Ultra AC/2 Ammo H 1 1
Peace is that glorious moment in history when everyone stands around reloading.
--Thomas Jefferson
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KamikazeJohnson
11/03/05 02:21 PM
205.200.6.170
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If ya like it, I'll se what else I can dredge up from my old TDB files...ahhh, the memories...
Peace is that glorious moment in history when everyone stands around reloading.
--Thomas Jefferson
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Auren_Shiro
11/03/05 03:09 PM
24.34.100.170
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What's its tonnage?
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LordChaos
11/03/05 07:55 PM
24.197.217.179
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Too much armor to be a valid JMInc design..:)
So, when do the design challanges start again? 
Real mechwariors pilot IS mechs.
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Karagin
11/03/05 09:29 PM
24.243.178.223
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YES! He's back!!!
Karagin
Given time and plenty of paper, a philosopher can prove anything.
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Karagin
11/03/05 09:30 PM
24.243.178.223
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Looking forward to them!
Karagin
Given time and plenty of paper, a philosopher can prove anything.
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KamikazeJohnson
11/04/05 12:15 AM
205.200.6.170
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ah...20 tons, sry, I forgot TDB doesn't list that minor little detail...I'll update the original post.
Peace is that glorious moment in history when everyone stands around reloading.
--Thomas Jefferson
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coldwave
11/04/05 03:32 AM
209.112.184.161
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Cool stuff. It certainly put a big grin on my face and I'd love to see more. *hint-hint. nudge nudge* Thanks again!
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Karagin
07/27/10 07:05 PM
80.149.45.147
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Man I remember the fun we had with some of these mechs...
Karagin
Given time and plenty of paper, a philosopher can prove anything.
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