His_Most_Royal_Highass_Donkey
07/28/08 10:52 AM
99.200.59.226
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cost 97,988
tech level L2 chassis wheeled tank weight 10t engine 60 3t cruse speed 8 Flank speed 12 Lift/rotor/other N/A control .5t IS 1t
Armor 32p 2t
Front 1/2 LT/RT 1/7 Back 1/16
Weapons/ammo MRM 10 rear 3t MRM ammo (12) .5t
This is Assinine Industrys first tank that the company designed and marketed. Surprisingly its still Assinine Industrys best seller. Its sells is targeted at small cities and towns to defend ageist raiding. It really has no hope of defeating anything more than maybe a 20 ton mech. But it still sees large sells.
A lot of infantry units have praised its help in giving them some greatly needed support. One of its greatest assets is that it can be parked in a bunker and fired by remote control. There have been more than one report from the tanks costumers that said that the tank delayed a raiding party long enough so a air strike or other friendly troops could turn away the raiding party. The funniest reports are the ones that tell of raiding parties chasing around the country side tanks that are out of ammo.
The designers of the tank knew that there tank would never be used in a offensive capacity. So it was designed to fire to the rear. That gives it the most speed when retreating.
Why argue if the glass is half full or half empty, when you know someone is going to knock it over and spill it anyways.
I was a Major *pain* before
But I got a promotion.
I am now a General *pain*
Yay for promotions!!!
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