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Cannibal

Person who likes to see other people stewed.
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Egocentric

A person who believes he is everything you know you are.
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Foreign Film

Any movie shown in a Texas theater that isn't a western.
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Optimist

Girl who regards a bulge as a curve.
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Pessimist

Man who looks for a pink slip before the money in his pay envelope.
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Epitaph

A postponed compliment.
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Immigration

The sincerest form of flattery.
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Magazine

Bunch of printed pages that tell you what's coming in the next issue.
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Miracle

Something that never happens in our generation.
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Clearasol

Effective sunspot remover.
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Gay Abandon

Homosexual repellent perfume.
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Jury

Twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer.
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Kodaclone

Duplicating film.
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Quarkbar

The candy with flavour and charm.
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Quasimoto

4 wheeled hard-top moped made in France.
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SQWERTY

Computer keyboard sized down for use by children.
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Trapezoid

A device for catching zoids.
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Frisbeetarianism

The belief that when you die, your soul goes up the on roof and gets stuck.
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Watchmaker

A man whose business it is to see that others have a good time.
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Armor

The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith.
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Armistice

Proof that truce is stronger than friction.
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Astronomy

To look in the sky and see stars.



Astrology

To look up and see lions and virgins and other spooky creatures.
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Baby-sitter

Someone you hire to clean out the icebox.



Baby-sitter (expert)

One who can open the refrigerator door without waking the baby.
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Bachelor

A man who can take women or leave them -
and prefers to do both.
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Bacteria

The only culture many children are exposed to.
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Bargain

Something you cannot use, at a price you cannot resist.
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Barometer

An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we are having.
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Battle

Where a whole lot of white men kill a few Indians.



Massacre

Where a whole lot of Indians kill a few white men.
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Bedroom

The place where most household accidents occur.

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Benevolence

A natural instinct of the human mind; when A sees B in distress, his conscience always urges him to entreat C to help him.
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