Diablo
10/15/01 07:55 PM
206.186.147.179
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"there are two peanuts walking down the street, one is salted"
I just laughed my head off at the patheticness of this joke my friend Lubinus told me. any other nominations for the ultimate joke?
you lose many laughsby not laughing at yourself.
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SoyBigHead
10/15/01 08:01 PM
24.7.190.124
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three pieces of rope are sitting in front of a saloon; all three are thirsty. the first rope goes into the saloon and asks for a drink. The bartender asks if hes a rope and the rope says yes. So the bartender says we dont serve your kind here. The first rope leaves. So the second rope enters, and does the same thing. The bartender asks the same question and tells him the same thing as the first rope. Then the third rope enters and asks for a drink. So the bartender goes, "are you a rope?" and the third rope goes: "Sorry, Im a frayed knot". 
"no one, ever has the time, to listen to me, see right thru me, this is getting hard to face no one ever sees me fall, and no one cares at all, this will only make you strong" River City High, "No One Cares"Edited by SoyBigHead on 10/15/01 08:02 PM (server time).
"There are three types of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics."
-Mark Twain
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Cray
10/18/01 12:32 PM
204.245.128.108
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>>there are two peanuts walking down the street, one is salted
>huh? one is salted? i dont get it...
I think it's supposed to be, "and one is a salted." A salted, assaulted, [insert laugh track here]
Definitely on par with "a frayed not."
Mike Miller, Materials Engineer
Mike Miller, Materials Engineer
Disclaimer: Anything stated in this post is unofficial and non-canon unless directly quoted from a published book. Random internet musings of a BattleTech writer are not canon.
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Black_Phoenix
10/18/01 04:32 PM
207.252.105.134
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"If a tree falls in the forest and no one's around and it hits a mime, does anyone care?"
*There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of Diplomacy, Compromise, and High Explosives or Tactical Nuclear Strikes.*
History is much like an endless waltz. The three beats of war, peace and revolution continue on forever.
-Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz
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Black_Phoenix
10/19/01 04:46 PM
207.252.105.69
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>>(I do actually have an answer strait from a monk in japan)>>
I got mine from the Simpsons. 
*There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of Diplomacy, Compromise, and High Explosives or Tactical Nuclear Strikes.*
History is much like an endless waltz. The three beats of war, peace and revolution continue on forever.
-Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz
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Bob_Richter
10/19/01 05:10 PM
134.121.149.97
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>>>Whats the sound of one handed claping?
(I do actually have an answer strait from a monk in japan)<<<
Ah, but you see, it is a Koan, and therefore the pondering of the question is more important than the answer.
Which brings me to:
(a joke, rather than a Koan)
Zen Jeopardy:
Responses must be in the form of a Koan.
:)
-Bob Richter
A dead primate is nobody's ancestor.
-Bob (The Magnificent) Richter
Assertions made in this post are the humble opinion of Bob.
They are not necessarily statements of fact or decrees from God Himself, unless explicitly and seriously stated to be so.
:)
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Diablo
10/22/01 04:55 PM
206.186.147.85
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eh? my friend was trying to make a comeback to a joke which I am not willing to restate. He just blurted out "two peanuts are walking down the street, one is salted".
you lose many laughsby not laughing at yourself.
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