RE: The Burnerator, TROGDOR an 85-ton MemeMech for Memelords

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85-Ton Assault-Class BattleMech, Burnerator TROGODR

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BattleMech Technical Readout
Custom* Weapons

Type/Model: Burnerator TROGDOR
Tech: Inner Sphere / 3132
Config: Biped BattleMech
Rules: Level 3, Standard design

Mass: 85 tons
Chassis: Composite
Power Plant: Unknown 340 XL Fusion
Walking Speed: 43.2 km/h
Maximum Speed: 64.8 km/h
Jump Jets: 4 Standard Jump Jets
Jump Capacity: 120 meters
Armor Type: Unknown Standard-Grade BattleMech Armor
Armament:
2 Animu Ki Blast ER PPCs
3 Toasty! ER Flamers*
2 Macross Missile Massacre Model 3M Streak SRM 6s
Manufacturer: MemeMechs Unlimited Ltd.
Location: The Bowels of the Internet
Communications System: Ultimate Forum Board 2000BC 4.0 Beta
Targeting & Tracking System: Powered by Steam

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Type/Model: Burnerator TROGDOR
Mass: 85 tons

Equipment: Crits Mass
Int. Struct.: 130 pts Composite 0 4.50
Engine: 340 XL Fusion 12 13.50
Walking MP: 4
Running MP: 6
Jumping MP: 4
Heat Sinks: 21 Double [42] 24 11.00
(Heat Sink Loc: 2 LA, 2 RA, 2 LT, 2 RT)
Gyro: 4 4.00
Cockpit, Life Supt., Sensors: 5 3.00
Actuators: L: Sh+UA+LA R: Sh+UA+LA 14 .00
Armor Factor: 256 pts Standard 0 16.00

Internal Armor
Structure Value
Head: 3 8
Center Torso: 27 40
Center Torso (Rear): 12
L/R Side Torso: 18 26/26
L/R Side Torso (Rear): 10/10
L/R Arm: 14 26/26
L/R Leg: 18 36/36

Weapons and Equipment Loc Heat Ammo Crits Mass
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1 ER PPC RA 15 3 7.00
1 ER PPC LA 15 3 7.00
1 ER Flamer* RT 4 1 1.00
1 Streak SRM 6 RT 4 30 4 6.50
(Ammo Locations: 1 LL, 1 RL)
1 ER Flamer* LT 4 1 1.00
1 Streak SRM 6 LT 4 2 4.50
1 ER Flamer* HD(R) 4 1 1.00
4 Standard Jump Jets: 4 4.00
(Jump Jet Loc: 2 CT, 1 LL, 1 RL)
Component Armor: 1 Slots 0 1.00
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TOTALS: 50 78 85.00
Crits & Tons Left: 0 .00

Calculated Factors:
Total Cost: 21,124,534 C-Bills
Battle Value 2: 1,920 (old BV = 1,797)
Cost per BV2: 11,002.36
Weapon Value: 2,443 / 2,164 (Ratio = 1.27 / 1.13)
Damage Factors: SRDmg = 35; MRDmg = 17; LRDmg = 8
BattleForce2: MP: 4J, Armor/Structure: 6/3
Damage PB/M/L: 6/4/2, Overheat: 1
Class: MA; Point Value: 19
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(Strongbad's) Designer's Notes:

--- --- An 85-ton MemeMech spoofing Trogdor from the YouTube series, "Homestar Runner" This MemeMech sports a trio of ER Flamers alongside a duo of Streak SRM-6s each with a one ton alottment of ammunition giving them 15 rounds of fire. This is in addition to a set of ER PPCs, one mounted in each arm. A beefy torso connects both beefy arms, and the whole beefy boi is set upon a set of slightly less beefy digitgrade legs. A makeless 340 eXtaLight Fusion Engine propels the Burnerator to a respectable 64.8 km/h while the use of four non-brand generic Assault-Class Jump Jets endow the Burnerator with a mighty 120 meter vault with which to sit upon the heads of it's enemies and burnenate the peasants within. A solid 16 tons of Standard-Grade BattleMech armor lends the Burnerator a highly effective bulwark with which to hide it's fragile Composite-Type Chassis Structure.

--- --- Despite having 21 Double Heat Stinks with which to waft away the stinky heat curve, the Burnerator can still suffer from heat issues if it is maneuvered carelessly. Although together the weapons generate much too much heat for an Alpha, firing either the Streaks or Flamers as pairs can negate this, while jumping proves to be a particularly tricky endeavor. This assumes the pilot of the Burnerator wants to keep on firing BOTH of the mighty MemeMech's ER PPCs each and every turn. Despite this, the Burnerator actually fares very well in deserts and other hot climates, as firing those ER PPCs generates only 75% of the MemeMech's total dissipation ability. Meaning even at 50% efficiency the Burnerator can fire an ER PPC and either an ER Flamer or single Streak SRM-6 each turn at a run and still have manageable heat, while at a walk it can fire a single ER PPC and any combonation of two of it's ER Flamers and Streak SRM-6s. It can even fire an ER PPC and jump in the same time and remain heat neutral at 50% efficiency!

(Not so) In-Depth Physical Description:

--- --- This MemeMech has a dragon-shaped head, with the Center Torso and digitgrade legs forming an "S" shape from the profile view. The Side Torsos taper out from the base of the legs, becoming wider as they move towards the Head, at the same time elongating backwards towards the rear, giving the appearance of wings from the side. The arms, while lacking Hand Actuators, are massive and beefy. Each ER PPC swaddled in a pair of Double Heat Stinks. The arms have a sort of humanoid design resembling a bare and well-muscled human arm, but with massive fist-shaped ends extending from the weapon cowling. These fist-shaped protusions are designed for melee combat, and protect the weaponds housed within them, although they confer no advantage to the Burnerator when it comes to executing a melee attack. The SRM packs stack 3 over 3 pointing towards the shoulders,. while the torso-mounted ER Flamers give them the appearance of a 4 over 3, the Flamers themselves being mounted closer to the Center Torso.
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