Nightward
12/01/01 06:47 PM
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The Washington Post asked readers to take any word form the dictionary and add, delete or change one letter and supply a new definition. Here are some winners:
Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realise it was your money to start with.
Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high
Sarchasm: The gulf between the authour of sarcastic wit and the person who
doesn't get it.
Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.
Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease
Karmageddon: It's like when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes right? And then, like, the earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.
Gilbido: All talk and no action
Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
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Yea, verily. Let it be known far and wide that Nightward loathes MW: DA. Indeed, it is with the BURNING ANIMUS OF A THOUSAND SUNS that he doth rage against it with.
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