Black_Phoenix
12/21/01 06:41 PM
207.252.105.162
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Sung to the tune of 'Jingle Bells'
"Artillery, artillery, shelling Santa's house."
Sung to the tune of 'Grandman got run over by a reindeer'.
"Santa got shot down by the army." (Violate our airspace will he?)
Okay, I'm done now
History is much like an endless waltz. The three beats of war, peace and revolution continue on forever.
-Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz
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Nightmare
12/22/01 12:49 AM
194.251.240.105
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Go out and find a copy of Spinal Tap`s excellent
album Break Like The Wind. There`s a song
called Christmas with the Devil on it, sounds like
the tune of some xmas song to me.
"The Christ-mas plums are rancid, and the stockings
are in fla-a-a-ames, Christmas with the Devil!"
Advice for Evil Overlords:
My legions of terror will be trained in basic marksmanship. Any who cannot learn to hit a man-sized target at 10 meters will be used for target practice.
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