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Blowing Your Buffer
Losing one's train of thought. Occurs when the person you are speaking with won't let you get a word in edgewise or has just said something so astonishing that your train gets derailed. "Dang, I just blew my buffer!"
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Gray Matter (noun)
Older, experienced business people hired by young entrepreneurial firms looking to appear more reputable and established.
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Bookmark
To take note of a person for future reference (a metaphor borrowed from web browsers). "I bookmarked him after seeing his cool demo at Siggraph."
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Nyetscape (noun)
Nickname for AOL's less-than-full-featured Web browser.
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Beepilepsy
The brief seizure people sometimes suffer when their beepers go off, especially in vibrator mode. Characterized by physical spasms, goofy facial expressions, and stopping speech in mid-sentence.
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Salmon Day
The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed in the end.
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Love
The warm feeling you get towards someone who meets your neurotic needs.
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Stress
Confusion resulting from the mind overriding the body's natural desire to choke the living hell out of some jerk who desperately needs it.
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Deja Moo
The feeling that you've heard this bullcrap before.
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Pedestrian
A man with a car but he is married.
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FORD (Acronym)
Fix Or Repair Daily.
Alternate:
Found On Road Dead
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Innuendo
An Italian suppository
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Windows95 (noun)
32 bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16 bit patch to an 8 bit operating system originally coded for a 4 bit microprocessor, written by a 2 bit company, that can't stand 1 bit of competition.
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Viagra (noun)
What you use when your peter backs out before your back peters out.
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AOL (acronym)
Another Old Link
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Toaster (noun)
A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast.
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Freudian Slip (noun)
A Freudian Slip is when you mean to say "Please pass the salt", but it comes out as "You dang biatch, you've ruined my life".
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Auto Biography (noun)
The life story of a car.
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Joan of Arc (person)
Noah's wife.
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Blonde Jokes (noun)
Jokes that are short enough for a man to understand
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Clothes Dryer (noun)
A household appliance designed to eat socks.
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Diet Coke (noun)
A drink you buy at the convenience store to go with a half pound bag of peanut M&M's
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Eternity (noun)
The last two minutes of a football game.
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Exercise (verb)
To walk up and down a mall. occasionally resting to make a purchase
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Grocery List (noun)
A piece of paper you spent half an hour writing, and then forgot to take with you to the store.
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Hair Dresser (noun)
Someone who is able to create a style you will never be able to duplicate again. See "Magician".
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Hardware Store (noun)
Similar to a black hole in space. If he goes in, he isn't coming out anytime soon.
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Lipstick (noun)
On your lips, coloring to enhance the beauty of your mouth.
On his collar, coloring only a tramp would wear!
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Valentine's Day (noun)
A day when you have dreams of a candlelight dinner, diamonds, and romance, but consider yourself lucky to get a card.
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Waterproof Mascara (noun)
Comes off if you cry, shower, or swim, but will not come off if you try to remove it.
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Argument (noun)
A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet.
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Accountant (noun)
Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.
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A Good Tax Accountant (noun)
Someone who has a loophole named after him.
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Auditor (noun)
Someone who arrives after the battle and bayonets all the wounded.
Why did the auditor cross the road?
Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.
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Experience (noun)
What you get when you don't read the manual first.
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Banana Problem (noun)
1. The situation that results when one is uncertain as to when a project is actually finished (and when, therefore, to stop revising it)
2. A condition sometimes afflicting Web sites, in which the Webmaster adds so many bells and whistles that the whole thing is a mess
"Banana problem" is of fairly recent vintage, but it's already turned up in the venerable New York Times.
According to the New Hacker's Dictionary, this handy expression refers to the old joke about a youngster who said, "I know how to spell 'banana' . . . but I don't know when to stop."
"No, Charlie, the site looks great, but I'm afraid if you insist on adding the Dancing Mahirs AND that 12-minute video clip of yourself playing ping-pong, we're going to have a real banana problem on our hands."
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clue-by-four (noun)
A large, heavy, blunt object used to forcibly inject clues into those who have proven otherwise clue-resistant.
Sometimes this is done by inducing unconsciousness, thereby raising the clue level in a subject who was formerly negatively clued.
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Transvestite (noun)
A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.
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Amnesia (noun)
Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to make love again.
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Dumbwaiter (noun)
One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.
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Family Planning (verb)
The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on the edge of financial disaster.
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Feedback (noun)
The inevitable result when your baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots.
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Full Name (noun)
What you call your child when you're mad at him.
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Grandparents (noun)
The people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right.
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Hearsay (noun)
What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.
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Impregnable (noun)
A woman whose memory of labor is still vivid.
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Independent (noun)
How we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say.
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Ow (noun)
The first word spoken by children with older siblings.
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Puddle (noun)
A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it.
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Giraffiti
Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
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Sarchasm
The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
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Inoculatte
To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
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Hipatitis
Terminal coolness.
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Man
A remarkable animal whose head swells when you pat his back.
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Woman
Creature who acts nice to you because she doesn't like you, or mean, because she does.
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People
Some make things happen, some watch things happen, and the majority has no idea what's happened.
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Swimming Pool
A mob of people with water in it.
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Self-Control
The ability to eat only one peanut.
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Salesman
A man with the ability to convince his wife that she would look fat in mink.
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Cannibal
Person who likes to see other people stewed.
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Egocentric
A person who believes he is everything you know you are.
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Foreign Film
Any movie shown in a Texas theater that isn't a western.
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Optimist
Girl who regards a bulge as a curve.
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Pessimist
Man who looks for a pink slip before the money in his pay envelope.
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Epitaph
A postponed compliment.
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Immigration
The sincerest form of flattery.
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Magazine
Bunch of printed pages that tell you what's coming in the next issue.
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Miracle
Something that never happens in our generation.
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Clearasol
Effective sunspot remover.
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Gay Abandon
Homosexual repellent perfume.
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Jury
Twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer.
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Kodaclone
Duplicating film.
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Quarkbar
The candy with flavour and charm.
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Quasimoto
4 wheeled hard-top moped made in France.
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SQWERTY
Computer keyboard sized down for use by children.
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Trapezoid
A device for catching zoids.
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Frisbeetarianism
The belief that when you die, your soul goes up the on roof and gets stuck.
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Watchmaker
A man whose business it is to see that others have a good time.
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Armor
The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith.
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Armistice
Proof that truce is stronger than friction.
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Astronomy
To look in the sky and see stars.
Astrology
To look up and see lions and virgins and other spooky creatures.
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Baby-sitter
Someone you hire to clean out the icebox.
Baby-sitter (expert)
One who can open the refrigerator door without waking the baby.
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Bachelor
A man who can take women or leave them -
and prefers to do both.
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Bacteria
The only culture many children are exposed to.
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Bargain
Something you cannot use, at a price you cannot resist.
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Barometer
An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we are having.
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Battle
Where a whole lot of white men kill a few Indians.
Massacre
Where a whole lot of Indians kill a few white men.
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Bedroom
The place where most household accidents occur.
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Benevolence
A natural instinct of the human mind; when A sees B in distress, his conscience always urges him to entreat C to help him.
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Prime Numbers
Hugh Hefner's phone book.
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Mushroom Management
Keep your employees in the dark and occasionally throw crap at them.
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Hemorrhage
An amount of blood loss which threatens the viability of the patient, and the composure of the attending physician.
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Drug Bust
An unexpected narc at the door.
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