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#153752 - 02/25/09 01:49 PM (74.180.19.153)
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Waterproof Mascara (noun)
Comes off if you cry, shower, or swim, but will not come off if you try to remove it.
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#153753 - 02/25/09 01:50 PM (74.180.19.153)
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Argument (noun)
A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet.
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#153754 - 02/25/09 01:51 PM (74.180.19.153)
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Accountant (noun)
Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.
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#153755 - 02/25/09 01:51 PM (74.180.19.153)
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A Good Tax Accountant (noun)
Someone who has a loophole named after him.
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#153756 - 02/25/09 01:51 PM (74.180.19.153)
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Auditor (noun)
Someone who arrives after the battle and bayonets all the wounded.
Why did the auditor cross the road?
Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.
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#153757 - 02/25/09 01:52 PM (74.180.19.153)
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Experience (noun)
What you get when you don't read the manual first.
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#153758 - 02/25/09 01:52 PM (74.180.19.153)
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Banana Problem (noun)
1. The situation that results when one is uncertain as to when a project is actually finished (and when, therefore, to stop revising it)
2. A condition sometimes afflicting Web sites, in which the Webmaster adds so many bells and whistles that the whole thing is a mess
"Banana problem" is of fairly recent vintage, but it's already turned up in the venerable New York Times.
According to the New Hacker's Dictionary, this handy expression refers to the old joke about a youngster who said, "I know how to spell 'banana' . . . but I don't know when to stop."
"No, Charlie, the site looks great, but I'm afraid if you insist on adding the Dancing Mahirs AND that 12-minute video clip of yourself playing ping-pong, we're going to have a real banana problem on our hands."
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#153759 - 02/25/09 01:54 PM (74.180.19.153)
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clue-by-four (noun)
A large, heavy, blunt object used to forcibly inject clues into those who have proven otherwise clue-resistant.
Sometimes this is done by inducing unconsciousness, thereby raising the clue level in a subject who was formerly negatively clued.
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#153760 - 02/25/09 01:54 PM (74.180.19.153)
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Transvestite (noun)
A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.
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#153761 - 02/25/09 01:54 PM (74.180.19.153)
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From Mom's Dictionary...
Amnesia (noun)
Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to make love again.
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#153762 - 02/25/09 01:55 PM (74.180.19.153)
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From Mom's Dictionary...
Dumbwaiter (noun)
One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.
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#153763 - 02/25/09 01:55 PM (74.180.19.153)
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From Mom's Dictionary...
Family Planning (verb)
The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on the edge of financial disaster.
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#153764 - 02/25/09 01:55 PM (74.180.19.153)
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From Mom's Dictionary...
Feedback (noun)
The inevitable result when your baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots.
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#153765 - 02/25/09 01:56 PM (74.180.19.153)
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From Mom's Dictionary...
Full Name (noun)
What you call your child when you're mad at him.
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#153766 - 02/25/09 01:56 PM (74.180.19.153)
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From Mom's Dictionary...
Grandparents (noun)
The people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right.
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#153767 - 02/25/09 01:56 PM (74.180.19.153)
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From Mom's Dictionary...
Hearsay (noun)
What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.
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#153768 - 02/25/09 01:57 PM (74.180.19.153)
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From Mom's Dictionary...
Impregnable (noun)
A woman whose memory of labor is still vivid.
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#153769 - 02/25/09 01:57 PM (74.180.19.153)
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From Mom's Dictionary...
Independent (noun)
How we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say.
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#153770 - 02/25/09 01:57 PM (74.180.19.153)
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From Mom's Dictionary...
Ow (noun)
The first word spoken by children with older siblings.
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#153771 - 02/25/09 01:58 PM (74.180.19.153)
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Puddle (noun)
A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it.
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#153772 - 02/25/09 02:01 PM (74.180.19.153)
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Giraffiti
Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
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#153773 - 02/25/09 02:01 PM (74.180.19.153)
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Sarchasm
The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
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#153774 - 02/25/09 02:01 PM (74.180.19.153)
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Inoculatte
To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
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#153775 - 02/25/09 02:02 PM (74.180.19.153)
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Hipatitis
Terminal coolness.
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#153782 - 02/25/09 04:38 PM (74.180.19.153)
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Man
A remarkable animal whose head swells when you pat his back.
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Woman
Creature who acts nice to you because she doesn't like you, or mean, because she does.
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#153784 - 02/25/09 04:38 PM (74.180.19.153)
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People
Some make things happen, some watch things happen, and the majority has no idea what's happened.
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#153785 - 02/25/09 04:39 PM (74.180.19.153)
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Swimming Pool
A mob of people with water in it.
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#153786 - 02/25/09 04:39 PM (74.180.19.153)
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Self-Control
The ability to eat only one peanut.
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#153787 - 02/25/09 04:39 PM (74.180.19.153)
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Salesman
A man with the ability to convince his wife that she would look fat in mink.
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