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Definitions that you may not find in Webster's
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Blowing Your Buffer
Losing one's train of thought. Occurs when the person you are speaking with won't let you get a word in edgewise or has just said something so astonishing that your train gets derailed. "Dang, I just blew my buffer!"
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#153724 - 02/25/09 01:33 PM (74.180.19.153)
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Gray Matter (noun)
Older, experienced business people hired by young entrepreneurial firms looking to appear more reputable and established.
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#153725 - 02/25/09 01:34 PM (74.180.19.153)
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Bookmark
To take note of a person for future reference (a metaphor borrowed from web browsers). "I bookmarked him after seeing his cool demo at Siggraph."
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#153726 - 02/25/09 01:35 PM (74.180.19.153)
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Nyetscape (noun)
Nickname for AOL's less-than-full-featured Web browser.
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#153727 - 02/25/09 01:35 PM (74.180.19.153)
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Beepilepsy
The brief seizure people sometimes suffer when their beepers go off, especially in vibrator mode. Characterized by physical spasms, goofy facial expressions, and stopping speech in mid-sentence.
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#153728 - 02/25/09 01:36 PM (74.180.19.153)
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Salmon Day
The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed in the end.
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#153729 - 02/25/09 01:38 PM (74.180.19.153)
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Love
The warm feeling you get towards someone who meets your neurotic needs.
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#153730 - 02/25/09 01:38 PM (74.180.19.153)
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Stress
Confusion resulting from the mind overriding the body's natural desire to choke the living hell out of some jerk who desperately needs it.
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#153731 - 02/25/09 01:39 PM (74.180.19.153)
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Deja Moo
The feeling that you've heard this bullcrap before.
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#153732 - 02/25/09 01:39 PM (74.180.19.153)
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Pedestrian
A man with a car but he is married.
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#153733 - 02/25/09 01:39 PM (74.180.19.153)
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FORD (Acronym)
Fix Or Repair Daily.
Alternate:
Found On Road Dead
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#153734 - 02/25/09 01:40 PM (74.180.19.153)
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Innuendo
An Italian suppository
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#153735 - 02/25/09 01:40 PM (74.180.19.153)
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Windows95 (noun)
32 bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16 bit patch to an 8 bit operating system originally coded for a 4 bit microprocessor, written by a 2 bit company, that can't stand 1 bit of competition.
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#153736 - 02/25/09 01:41 PM (74.180.19.153)
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Viagra (noun)
What you use when your peter backs out before your back peters out.
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#153737 - 02/25/09 01:41 PM (74.180.19.153)
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AOL (acronym)
Another Old Link
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#153738 - 02/25/09 01:41 PM (74.180.19.153)
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Toaster (noun)
A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast.
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#153739 - 02/25/09 01:42 PM (74.180.19.153)
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Freudian Slip (noun)
A Freudian Slip is when you mean to say "Please pass the salt", but it comes out as "You dang biatch, you've ruined my life".
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#153740 - 02/25/09 01:42 PM (74.180.19.153)
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Auto Biography (noun)
The life story of a car.
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#153741 - 02/25/09 01:43 PM (74.180.19.153)
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Joan of Arc (person)
Noah's wife.
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#153742 - 02/25/09 01:43 PM (74.180.19.153)
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Blonde Jokes (noun)
Jokes that are short enough for a man to understand
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#153743 - 02/25/09 01:43 PM (74.180.19.153)
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Clothes Dryer (noun)
A household appliance designed to eat socks.
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Diet Coke (noun)
A drink you buy at the convenience store to go with a half pound bag of peanut M&M's
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#153745 - 02/25/09 01:46 PM (74.180.19.153)
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Eternity (noun)
The last two minutes of a football game.
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Exercise (verb)
To walk up and down a mall. occasionally resting to make a purchase
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#153747 - 02/25/09 01:47 PM (74.180.19.153)
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Grocery List (noun)
A piece of paper you spent half an hour writing, and then forgot to take with you to the store.
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Hair Dresser (noun)
Someone who is able to create a style you will never be able to duplicate again. See "Magician".
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Hardware Store (noun)
Similar to a black hole in space. If he goes in, he isn't coming out anytime soon.
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#153750 - 02/25/09 01:48 PM (74.180.19.153)
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Lipstick (noun)
On your lips, coloring to enhance the beauty of your mouth.
On his collar, coloring only a tramp would wear!
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#153751 - 02/25/09 01:48 PM (74.180.19.153)
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Valentine's Day (noun)
A day when you have dreams of a candlelight dinner, diamonds, and romance, but consider yourself lucky to get a card.
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