Esau
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Loc: Stevens Point, Wisconsin
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The Anti-Wob Terroism Accords.
#98149 - 09/29/04 02:13 PM (24.197.242.53)
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The following is a brief break down of the accords.
1) If WoB or any of it's allies use car/tank bombs as a primary form of attack, then can be attacked by anybody who wants to hit chet.
2) If your mech dies as a result of a tank blowing up near it, you can launch a war on WoB as the pilot of that vehical may have been a WoB agent.
3) If you find yourself confronted with battalions of jeeps just rushing at you, you may attack WoB as they might be WoB terrorists.
4) If Chet actually launches a Jihad, well, hehe, that goes without saying.
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Devlin
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Reged: 11/04/03
Posts: 184
Loc: Near S. Louis, MO
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Re: The Anti-Wob Terroism Accords.
[Re: Esau]
#98151 - 09/29/04 02:57 PM (216.114.97.12)
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On July 4, 3241, the Anti-WoB Terrorism Accords are formally introduced. Below is the full treaty, and allows for addition members to sign up here as well.
FROM: HP High Command (Clan Rabid Badger)
TO: All other leaders on Neveron
SUBJECT: Anti-WoB (Weapons of Blake) Accords.
DATE: Jully 4, 3241
My fellow leaders;
Now that the invisible force fields that for so long kept us from suffering collateral damage have been removed by the "Administration Council", we face a new age of warfare. Now, any empire may buy a battalion of Jeeps, arm them with Machine Guns and ammunition, and send inexperianced, gulible soldiers against the finest elite trained mech warriors on Neveron. The resulting explosion may kill the mech pilot, and all the associated families will be affected by this loss. Therefore, the HP alliance has formally introduced the Anti-WoB (Weapons of Blake) Accords on this anniversary of the ancient Terran country America's Independance.
Why the Anti-WoB Accords you ask? Word of Blake has threatened and promised to use Jyhad style tactics should they ever have access to them, and now they appear to have gotten just that. Such Word of Blake "soldiers" [if you can call a pimply, hormone driven, Blake indoctrinated, Chetter quoting, spelling-challenged, milk-chugging, anti-social teenager that] may now pilot their jeeps in mass droves of 36 against an enemy force and blow them up, potentially destroying a mech and {so they believe} assuring themselves a place at Blake's left toe. It is agreed then that no other forces have ever encouraged these tactics as much as the followers of Blake, and therefore the Anti-WoB (Weapons of Blake) Accords are aptly named.
It is in this light that we present the following bylaws for your approval. If you agree to follow them, sign on a line below stating that you and your empire/faction/alliance will abide by the Anti-WoB (Weapons of Blake) Accord:
1) If Word of Blake or any of it's allies use car/tank bombs as a primary form of attack, they can be attacked by anybody who wants to hit Chet for spreading his twisted philosophy and WoB milk across Neveron.
2) If your mech dies as a result of a tank blowing up near it, you can launch a war on Word of Blake as the pilot of that vehicle may have been a Word of Blake agent.
3) If you find yourself confronted with battalions of jeeps just rushing at you, you may attack Word of Blake as they might be WoB terrorists.
4) If Chet actually launches a Jyhad, well, hehe, that goes without saying.
5) If you should lose a war due to anyone using Weapons of Blake tactics, all members of this accord are bound to launch a war on Word of Blake, as they are responsible spreading Chetter's twisted philosophy and WoB milk across Neveron.
We sincerely hope that you read and understand all of the implications of the Anti-WoB (Weapons of Blake) Accords, and that you will sign it in good faith and live up to the challenge of the new, reprehensible form of warfare now able to be practiced on Neveron.
Sincerely;
Esau Johnson
*end trans*
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Whalefsh
Captain
Reged: 01/31/03
Posts: 1129
Loc: Dundee, Scotland
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Re: The Anti-Wob Terroism Accords.
[Re: Esau]
#98252 - 10/01/04 07:26 AM (134.36.6.71)
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Esau, does this also mean that we can launch pre-emptive strikes against the manufacturers of the afore mention jeeps on the basis that they support and arm terrorist organisations such as those pesky wobbies?
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What power have you got? Where did you get it from? In whose interests do you excercise it?
To whom are you accountable? How do we get rid of you? - Tony Benn
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Devlin
Recruit
Reged: 11/04/03
Posts: 184
Loc: Near S. Louis, MO
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Re: The Anti-Wob Terroism Accords.
[Re: Whalefsh]
#98267 - 10/01/04 01:56 PM (216.114.96.25)
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I for one support this whole-heartedly. Tell them that either they are with us or against us! If they are part of the Axis of Evil that uses WoB (Weapons of Blake), then they should be warned we will invade them and force them to change their points of view! Members who sign this accord can go to the U.P.(United Planets) and lodge a protest about the makers of such dooms-day items, and ask for an embargo. While the U.P. spends ENDLESS time debating it (as well as damage still only going to the front of vehicles no matter where they are hit, stray fire from other battles damaging your mechs, other peoples pirates hitting you, mobile pirate stealth towers, Arm Criticals, and other items that need REAL attention), you have the authority under the Anti-Wob Accords to strike first!
Your political opponents will support you at first, afraid of being overshadowed by your decisive action (that will make you appear more capable than even the "Administration Council"), but they are waiting for a bad day or two to turn the tables. They will later come back and say that you did not have the right, that they never voted for it, that they actually voted FOR it before they voted AGAINST it, and claim that their actions in the SLDF/Barony war (when they marched as an officer of little importance in the campaign and then protested it later) mean that they have a better idea of how to fight WoB (Weapons of Blake) than you do.
This is a slippery slope we are starting down with the Anti-WoB (Weapons of Blake) Accords. But, with down becoming up, left becoming right, in becoming out, and all of the other drastic changes that the "Administration Council" is putting into effect (either with no warning or by asking for opinions that they will ignore anyway), it is time for action, and leadership that we know. We may not understand it (like the Primus of Blake's typing) but we still need to have SOME solid leadership.
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