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Straw Boss began playing Battletech in the 1994. He once destroyed a [[MechWarrior Online]] dev by abandoning his Starmates during a skirmish with an assault [[lance]] and firing 8 [[medium lasers]] from his [[Hunchback]] into the center torso with no regard paid to the friendly units in close proximity...it was his proudest moment.<ref>''This User Page'', p. 1</ref>
 
Straw Boss began playing Battletech in the 1994. He once destroyed a [[MechWarrior Online]] dev by abandoning his Starmates during a skirmish with an assault [[lance]] and firing 8 [[medium lasers]] from his [[Hunchback]] into the center torso with no regard paid to the friendly units in close proximity...it was his proudest moment.<ref>''This User Page'', p. 1</ref>
  
Several years prior to this glorious incident he loaded a [[Mad Dog]] A with [[Inferno Missiles]]; fired them all at once destroying an enemy [[Catapult]], a full point of friendly [[elementals]], his Mad Dog, and the computer running [[MegaMek]].
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Several years prior to this glorious incident he loaded a [[Mad Dog]] A with [[Inferno Missile]]s; fired them all at once destroying an enemy [[Catapult]], a full point of friendly [[elementals]], his Mad Dog, and the computer running [[MegaMek]].
  
 
==Personal description==
 
==Personal description==

Revision as of 06:57, 17 May 2018

At age 39 in 3025
Straw Boss
Character Profile
Born 2986
Affiliation Clan Ghost Bear

Straw Boss (b. 2986) was a player of BattleTech: The Board Game of Armored Combat. .[1]

History

Straw Boss began playing Battletech in the 1994. He once destroyed a MechWarrior Online dev by abandoning his Starmates during a skirmish with an assault lance and firing 8 medium lasers from his Hunchback into the center torso with no regard paid to the friendly units in close proximity...it was his proudest moment.[2]

Several years prior to this glorious incident he loaded a Mad Dog A with Inferno Missiles; fired them all at once destroying an enemy Catapult, a full point of friendly elementals, his Mad Dog, and the computer running MegaMek.

Personal description

Straw Boss continues to perpetuate his futile attempts to build a Clan Ghost Bear Cluster, remake the Star League, and annihilate Clan Wolf.[3]

BattleMechs

Absolute Unit

Straw Boss acquired his first Mech in the early 1990's. A poisonous lead Hunchback IIC that has undergone several modifications including a machine gun boating phase, five different color schemes, an accumulated several months in turpentine baths, and an extensive downscaling operation that saw fractions of millimeters removed from every vertical measurement to bring it into scale with it's Starmates.[4]

References

  1. This User Page, p. 1
  2. This User Page, p. 1
  3. This User Page, p. 1
  4. This User Page, p. 1

Bibliography

  • This User Page