User:Straw Boss

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At age 39 in 3025
Straw Boss
Character Profile
Born 2986
Affiliation Clan Ghost Bear

Straw Boss (b. 2986) was a player of BattleTech: The Board Game of Armored Combat. .[1]

History

Straw Boss began playing Battletech in the 1994. He once destroyed a MechWarrior Online dev by abandoning his Starmates during a skirmish with an assault lance and firing 8 medium lasers from his Hunchback into the center torso with no regard paid to the friendly units in close proximity...it was his proudest moment.[2]

Personal description

Straw Boss continues to perpetuate his futile attempts to build a Clan Ghost Bear Cluster, remake the Star League, and annihilate Clan Wolf.[3]

BattleMechs

Straw Boss acquired his first Mech in the early 1990's. A poisonous lead Hunchback IIC that has undergone several modifications including a machine gun boating phase, five different color schemes, an accumulated several months in turpentine baths, and an extensive downscaling operation that saw fractions of millimeters removed from every vertical measurement to bring it into scale with its Starmates.[4]

References

  1. This User Page, p. 1
  2. This User Page, p. 1
  3. This User Page, p. 1
  4. This User Page, p. 1

Bibliography

  • This User Page