TRYCORP
02/21/02 08:21 PM
64.12.104.59
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OK! I wanted to try a little game! I gonna give you a situation and you solve it!!! Here we go!!
I have just taken a random member *cough* richter */cough* of sarna's message board hostage in the Mini's Forum..
I have a pressure switch device so if I let go we go BOOOM!
How do you resolve situation?
"Machine Guns! Thats a Summoner out there! Do you plan to punch little holes in it, and have it fall down from too much ventilation!?!"
TRYCORP
Clan Nova Cat
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Nightmare
02/21/02 08:57 PM
194.251.240.107
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There`s really no need to resolve anything. I`m perfectly safe
here, and couldn`t care less what happens to your hostage,
or you for that matter. So go ahead, explode if you wish.
Advice for Evil Overlords:
My legions of terror will be trained in basic marksmanship. Any who cannot learn to hit a man-sized target at 10 meters will be used for target practice.
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Karagin
02/21/02 09:05 PM
63.173.170.5
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I have my sniper take you both out one shot one kill.
Karagin
Given time and plenty of paper, a philosopher can prove anything.
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SoyBigHead
02/21/02 09:47 PM
68.57.148.119
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get a lil non-lethal "beanbag" shotgun to shoot the dead switch so u both go up cuz frankly...i dont care about hypotheticals and what-might-have-beens.
"There are three types of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics."
-Mark Twain
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Black_Phoenix
02/21/02 10:37 PM
207.252.105.230
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Not if my sniper gets there first.
Maybe I should just power up, incinerate both with an energy blast and watch the fireworks. The fire and explosion will just make me stronger. MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
History is much like an endless waltz. The three beats of war, peace and revolution continue on forever.
-Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz
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Bob_Richter
02/22/02 03:43 PM
134.121.157.14
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Quite simple. You may not know it, but right now the newly installed Transporter in my Jumpship is about to beam me out.
I mean....we have gravitic technology....Warner says so. Why not transporters too...
*Bob disappears in a swirl of low-budget special effects.*
(It's fun being a Munchkin God-King sometimes.)
-Bob (The Magnificent) Richter
Assertions made in this post are the humble opinion of Bob.
They are not necessarily statements of fact or decrees from God Himself, unless explicitly and seriously stated to be so.
:)
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Black_Phoenix
02/22/02 06:51 PM
207.252.105.200
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*Whining* Ahhh, but I wanted to see you get blown to bits. It's not fair.
Why, yes. I am mentally disturbed. And I think that my 2nd personality would agree. 
History is much like an endless waltz. The three beats of war, peace and revolution continue on forever.
-Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz
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NathanKell
02/22/02 08:40 PM
24.44.238.62
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Eh? I'm perfectly normal.
And so am I.
So there. :P
-NathanKell, BT Space Wars
Question with boldness even the existence of a God; because, if there be one, he must more approve of the homage of reason, than that of blind-folded fear.
Thomas Jefferson |
Diablo
02/22/02 11:05 PM
206.186.185.6
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The solution is soo simple. first I use my increadable brilliants and crate a time freezing device. afetr testing it out on several national banks and aquiring the funding to build a more adanced version. I then proceed to freeze the explosive, save the hostage, replant the explosive under TRYCORP. unfreeze time. TRYCORP blows up. Richter is safe. he gives me a big fat reward which I spend on creating an even more advanced version of my time machine and go into the past collecting rare Items for sale in the future therefore making trillions.
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Bob_Richter
02/22/02 11:54 PM
134.121.247.162
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That earns you a promotion to Munchkin 1st Class, I believe.
-Bob (The Magnificent) Richter
Assertions made in this post are the humble opinion of Bob.
They are not necessarily statements of fact or decrees from God Himself, unless explicitly and seriously stated to be so.
:)
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KamikazeJohnson
02/23/02 12:44 AM
209.202.47.12
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to Diablo_612, MFC!!!!!!!
Peace is that glorious moment in history when everyone stands around reloading.
--Thomas Jefferson
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Black_Phoenix
02/23/02 10:49 AM
207.252.105.140
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No. A MFC could do all of that without having to build the time machine. I give him a Munchkin 2nd Class rating at most. (I get the 1st class, because I said so) :P
History is much like an endless waltz. The three beats of war, peace and revolution continue on forever.
-Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz
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Hellbringer
02/23/02 05:10 PM
192.195.234.26
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who cares? freebirths deserve to have their guts strewn across sever square blocks...KILL EM ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"But it SHOULD be a spectacle! It should be grand and exciting to us all! I'd hate to think that we've become so jaded that we find even our greatest tiumph, resurrecting the Star League, simply one more obligation."
-General Victor Steiner-Davion (First Prince and Archon in exile) 3064
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TRYCORP
02/23/02 05:29 PM
64.12.104.59
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Its only a game sheesh =\
"Machine Guns! Thats a Summoner out there! Do you plan to punch little holes in it, and have it fall down from too much ventilation!?!"
TRYCORP
Clan Nova Cat
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TRYCORP
02/23/02 06:10 PM
205.188.195.28
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I have taken Slayer! Our esteemed and all mighty forum operator hostage!!! I have 500 Locust Mechs at my disposal surrounding the Announcment Forum! Anyone who come near is shot to piece's instantly! I have pressure bombs on all the doors so if they open, BOOOM!! And for the munchkin's out there i have a temperal complensator to insure there is no time freezing!
"Machine Guns! Thats a Summoner out there! Do you plan to punch little holes in it, and have it fall down from too much ventilation!?!"
TRYCORP
Clan Nova Cat
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KamikazeJohnson
02/23/02 06:51 PM
209.202.47.12
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Wipe out the whole place with a well-placed tactical nuke, then send the FBI to Slayer's to find a hair or some toenail clippings to get a DNA sample, and clone him :-)
Peace is that glorious moment in history when everyone stands around reloading.
--Thomas Jefferson
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NathanKell
02/23/02 07:18 PM
24.44.238.62
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Knowing the FBI, he might end up looking more like a dog or cat than human.. 
-NathanKell, BT Space Wars
Question with boldness even the existence of a God; because, if there be one, he must more approve of the homage of reason, than that of blind-folded fear.
Thomas Jefferson |
Black_Phoenix
02/23/02 10:42 PM
207.252.105.124
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I will power up to my almighty Black Phoenix form. Frag every last Locust with energy blasts (I have bio-shields for protection). Pressure bombs? Ha, dimensional travel to get past those. Sent you into oblivion (absolute nothingness). And drag....er remove Slayer from the scene. And, I don't even need to freeze time. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
History is much like an endless waltz. The three beats of war, peace and revolution continue on forever.
-Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz
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SoyBigHead
02/23/02 11:50 PM
68.57.148.119
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hahahaha id be the perfect political analyst (or maybe dumb person who doesnt know what hes talking about?) b/c i only like "hard facts!" hahaa
"There are three types of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics."
-Mark Twain
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novakitty
02/24/02 12:25 AM
24.240.246.16
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500 Locust mechs...that should be about equal to a small swarm of actual locusts. Therefore, I will unleash a swarm of locusts, and see if they go in the right direction and into the facility through the unguarded vetilation system. After that, I'll just watch and listen to see what they do about the situation.
meow
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Diablo
02/24/02 04:00 PM
206.186.185.6
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Well, I use my time machine to go back in time before you were able to do any of this. pass Slayer a note telling him your evil scheme. Slayer pays me off. I use this funding to go into the future and get the technology to supe up a 1000 ton mech. go back to when you were assemballing your locust pilots step on them all. tacticaly nuke you. and use my unique signal sender to disable your bombs. then I take your tempral scrambeler thingy and intigrate it to my time machine. making sure I have the only operating one in existance.
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