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02/25/09 07:39 PM
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Cannibal
Person who likes to see other people stewed.
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starmaster
02/25/09 07:40 PM
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Egocentric
A person who believes he is everything you know you are.
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starmaster
02/25/09 07:40 PM
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Foreign Film
Any movie shown in a Texas theater that isn't a western.
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starmaster
02/25/09 07:40 PM
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Optimist
Girl who regards a bulge as a curve.
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02/25/09 07:41 PM
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Pessimist
Man who looks for a pink slip before the money in his pay envelope.
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starmaster
02/25/09 07:41 PM
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Epitaph
A postponed compliment.
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02/25/09 07:41 PM
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Immigration
The sincerest form of flattery.
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starmaster
02/25/09 07:42 PM
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Magazine
Bunch of printed pages that tell you what's coming in the next issue.
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02/25/09 07:42 PM
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Miracle
Something that never happens in our generation.
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02/25/09 07:42 PM
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Clearasol
Effective sunspot remover.
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02/25/09 07:42 PM
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Gay Abandon
Homosexual repellent perfume.
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02/25/09 07:43 PM
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Jury
Twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer.
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starmaster
02/25/09 07:43 PM
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Kodaclone
Duplicating film.
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starmaster
02/25/09 07:43 PM
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Quarkbar
The candy with flavour and charm.
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starmaster
02/25/09 07:43 PM
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Quasimoto
4 wheeled hard-top moped made in France.
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starmaster
02/25/09 07:44 PM
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SQWERTY
Computer keyboard sized down for use by children.
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starmaster
02/25/09 07:45 PM
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Trapezoid
A device for catching zoids.
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starmaster
02/25/09 07:46 PM
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Frisbeetarianism
The belief that when you die, your soul goes up the on roof and gets stuck.
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02/25/09 07:46 PM
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Watchmaker
A man whose business it is to see that others have a good time.
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starmaster
02/25/09 07:46 PM
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Armor
The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith.
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02/25/09 07:47 PM
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Armistice
Proof that truce is stronger than friction.
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02/25/09 07:47 PM
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Astronomy
To look in the sky and see stars.
Astrology
To look up and see lions and virgins and other spooky creatures.
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starmaster
02/25/09 07:47 PM
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Baby-sitter
Someone you hire to clean out the icebox.
Baby-sitter (expert)
One who can open the refrigerator door without waking the baby.
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starmaster
02/25/09 07:48 PM
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Bachelor
A man who can take women or leave them - and prefers to do both.
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02/25/09 07:48 PM
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Bacteria
The only culture many children are exposed to.
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starmaster
02/25/09 07:48 PM
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Bargain
Something you cannot use, at a price you cannot resist.
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starmaster
02/25/09 07:49 PM
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Barometer
An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we are having.
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02/25/09 07:49 PM
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Battle
Where a whole lot of white men kill a few Indians.
Massacre
Where a whole lot of Indians kill a few white men.
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starmaster
02/25/09 07:50 PM
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Bedroom
The place where most household accidents occur.
-Playboy
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02/25/09 07:50 PM
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Benevolence
A natural instinct of the human mind; when A sees B in distress, his conscience always urges him to entreat C to help him.
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