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Line 1: − {{NotCanon}} + {{NonCanonProduct}} − {{InfoBoxProduct + {{InfoBoxBook − | image = CritterTEK.jpg + | image = CritterTEK.jpg − | name = + | name = Critter-TEK − | type = Rulebook (parody)+ | product development = [[Paul Arden Lindberg]] − | author = + | primary writing = [[J. Douglas Garrett]]<br>[[Doug Gray]] − | development = D. B. Lincoln (Editor)<br />[[w:Paul Lidberg|Paul Arden Lidberg]] (Layout & Design) + | cover = [[Phil Morrissey]] − | primarywriting = L. Douglas Garrett + | illustrations = [[Gary M. Williams]]<br>[[Ken Mitchroney]] − | pages = 128+ | era = − | cover = Phil Morrissey + | type = Parody − | interiorart = + | publisher = [[Crunchy Frog Enterprises]]<br>(Paul Arden Lindberg) − | illustrations = Gary M. Williams<br />Ken Mitchroney + | year = 1994 − | publisher = Paul Arden Lidberg<br />[[Crunchy Frog Enterprises]] + | pages = 128 − | productioncode = 3100+ | production code = (none) − | year = 1994 + | ISBN = ??? − | ISBN10 = − | ISBN13 = − | MSRP = − | content = − | era = − | timeline = − | series = − | precededby = − | followedby = }} }} ==Description== ==Description== − '''Critter-TEK''' (subtitle: '''Giant Robot Combat in a Universe Gone Fuzzy''') is a parody of the [[BattleTech]] game and universe, transforming the setting into a futuristic baseball league spoof with toon-style animals and vehicles. + '''Critter-TEK''' (subtitle: '''Giant Robot Combat in a Universe Gone Fuzzy''') is a parody of the [[BattleTech]] universe, transforming the setting into a futuristic baseball league spoof with toon-style animals and vehicles. − The rules are nearly identical to classic [[BattleTech (board game)]]; the blank record sheet in the back of the book is actually a BattleTech record sheet (complete with [[FASA]]'s original line at the bottom stating that BattleTech is a registered trademark of FASA), with bunny ears drawn on the 'Mech. ==From the back cover== ==From the back cover== Line 44:
Line 34: Please enjoy the following rules for playing '''Critter-TEK'''. You too can be one of the elite of the Infield Franchises, the TEKwarrior. Striding about the battlefield your giant robotic TEK, crushing all resistance before you. The TEKwarriors are the best of the best, with their Big League-style equipment and spiffy uniforms. The highest noble of a franchise is nothing if they are not a battle-proven TEKwarrior. Did I ever tell you that I wanted to be a TEKwarrior, but this bad leg washed me out of the Spring Training. Never mind. Please enjoy the following rules for playing '''Critter-TEK'''. You too can be one of the elite of the Infield Franchises, the TEKwarrior. Striding about the battlefield your giant robotic TEK, crushing all resistance before you. The TEKwarriors are the best of the best, with their Big League-style equipment and spiffy uniforms. The highest noble of a franchise is nothing if they are not a battle-proven TEKwarrior. Did I ever tell you that I wanted to be a TEKwarrior, but this bad leg washed me out of the Spring Training. Never mind. − From our Allstar view atop the Mound in the center of the stadium of the universe, you will be given a detailed view of the Five Major Franchise Houses, the TEKwarriors that fight for them, and the Feared and Respected Free Agents they employ in their quest to win the Fourth Minor League Playoff. + From our Allstar view atop the Mound in the center of the stadium of the universe, you will be given a detailled view of the Five Major Franchise Houses, the TEKwarriors that fight for them, and the Feared and Respected Free Agents they employ in their quest to win the Fourth Minor League Playoff. − '''Critter-TEK''' comes complete with all the "hauntingly familiar" rules necessary to engage in Giant Robot Combat, a little role playing, and lots and lots of explosions. A sense of humor is a must, and knowledge of FASA's BATTLETECH, Major League Baseball, and Funny Animals wouldn't hurt. + '''Critter-TEK''' comes complete with all the "hauntingly familiar" rules necessary to engage in Giant Robot Combat, a little role playing, and lots and lots of explosions. A sense of humor is a must, and knowledge of [[FASA]]'s BATTLETECH, Major League Baseball, and Funny Animals wouldn't hurt. '''Critter-TEK''' is guaranteed to make you more desirable to the opposite sex, lose weight, and get a higher paying job. Or maybe just waste a few hours when you're supposed to be doing something else. So sit back, relax, and try not to bust a gut. That would hurt! '''Critter-TEK''' is guaranteed to make you more desirable to the opposite sex, lose weight, and get a higher paying job. Or maybe just waste a few hours when you're supposed to be doing something else. So sit back, relax, and try not to bust a gut. That would hurt! Line 54:
Line 44: ==Content== ==Content== − Critter-TEK is an amalgam of various BattleTech products. It provides boardgame rules which are almost identical to [[BattleTech, 2nd Edition]], including Flyer-TEK (the equivalent to [[AeroTech]]), Burrow-TEK (the equivalent to [[CityTech]] rules for infantry and vehicles) and TEK-Warrior (an abridged character development system reminiscent of the [[MechWarrior (RPG)|MechWarrior role-playing game]]). + Critter-TEK is an amalgam of various BattleTech products. It provides boardgame rules which are almost identical to [[Classic BattleTech]], including Flyer-TEK (the equivalent to [[AeroTech]]), Burrow-TEK (the equivalent to [[CityTech]] rules for infantry and vehicles) and TEK-Warrior (an abridged character development system reminiscent of the [[MechWarrior (RPG)|MechWarrior role-playing game]]). In accordance with the toon style, the level of graphic violence is notably higher than in the original BattleTech. In accordance with the toon style, the level of graphic violence is notably higher than in the original BattleTech. ===The Universe=== ===The Universe=== − In Critter-TEK, the "Infield Franchises have been stomping each other ever since Krewzinski led the Big League All Stars out On Strike". The Franchises and other factions are described as follows: + In Critter-TEK, the "Infield Franchises have been stomping each other ever since Kewzinski led the Big League All Stars out On Strike". The Franchises and other factions are described as follows: − ;House Deviant (The Amphibian Suns; Frogs) + ;House Deviant (The Amphibian Suns) − :Heisa Deviant is the Owner and General Manager. Perpetual winners who recently improved their roster through trades with House Katzen. Would have received the Big League Pennant already if AllStar had not curbed them under the pretense of neutral radio coverage of games. Notable for the New Ethan Better Buffonic Institute of Superior History (NEBBISH) where trading cards stolen from House Purina are being researched, in hopes of re-learning "How to throw Killer Curveballs" from Particle Pitching Cannons. + :Frogs. Heisa Deviant is the Owner and General Manager. Perpetual winners who recently improved their roster through trades with House Katzen. Would have received the Big League Pennant already if AllStar had not curbed them under the pretense of neutral radio coverage of games. Notable for the New Ethan Better Buffonic Institute of Superior History (NEBBISH) where trading cards stolen from House Purina are being researched, in hopes of re-learning "How to throw Killer Curveballs" from Particle Pitching Cannons. − ;House Purina (The Draconian Combine; Rabbits) + ;House Purina (The Draconian Combine) − :Followers of the Code of Rabbito under Tokojointo Purina. Although rabbits are presumed to be naturally superior, other races exist within the Combine. One example is Field Manager Georgi Timooshenko, a bull. A special Purina combat maneuver is "Death from Below", where a TEKwarrior launches his vehicle into an enemy as a desperate last-ditch effort. + :Rabbits. Followers of the Code of Rabbito under Tokojointo Purina. Although Rabbits are presumed to be naturally superior, other races exist within the Combine. One example is Field Manager Georgi Timooshenko (depicted as a Bull). A special Purina combat maneuver is "Death from Below", where a TEKwarrior launches his vehicle into an enemy as a desperate last-ditch effort. − ;House Low (The Conniptian Confederation; Mice) + ;House Low (The Conniptian Confederation) − :Led by Maximum Low, who cannot make reservations for dinner without bribing somebody. He has managed to outsmart himself on a regular basis for years, making his team the least lucky. Their special combat maneuver is the "Low Blow", aiming at the... umm... head. + :Mice. Led by Maximum Low, who cannot make reservations for dinner without bribing somebody. He has managed to outsmart himself on a regular basis for years, making his team the least lucky. Their special combat maneuver is the "Low Blow", aiming at the... umm... head. − ;House Mongrel (The Flea Worlds League; Dogs) + ;House Mongrel (The Flea Worlds League) − :Ownership held by over 700 investors, with Jaundice Mongrel a powerful part-owner. They have some real bulls in the bullpen, but found more ways to blow it by July than any other team. Prone to clubhouse infighting. Promising breeds include the Frontier League AndErUm Rebels and the Kennel League Ornamente. House Mongrel recently agreed to cooperate with Purina and Low in the Concord of Kompost.<br>Tonsillitis Mongrel, sixth pub of the eighth litter sired by Jaundice, became notable as he went to call games on the Big League Radio Network under contract to AllStar. + :Dogs. Ownership held by over 700 investors, with Jaundice Mongrel a powerful part-owner. They have some real bulls in the bullpen, but found more ways to blow it by July than any other team. Prone to clubhouse infighting. Promising breeds include the Frontier League AndErUm Rebels and the Kennel League Ornamente. Mongrel recently agreed to co-operate with Purina and Low in the Concord of Kompost.<br>Tonsillitis Mongrel, sixth pub of the eigth litter sired by Jaundice, became notable as he went to call games on the Big League Radio Network under contract to AllStar. − ;House Katzen (The Feline Commonwealth; Cats) + ;House Katzen (The Feline Commonwealth) − :Narcon Katarina, the franchise owner, has a really cushy daughter named Meowlissa who wants mouse for dinner, and froggy is going to get it for her. Their Field Marshal has not ordered a planned offensive in 20 years. Their standard combat technique is to stand in the field, catch everything, and throw it back. Great defense, but a lousy way to advance. + :Cats. Narcon Katarina, the franchise owner, has a really cushy daughter named Meowlissa who wants mouse for dinner, and froggy is going to get it for her. Their Field Marshall has not ordered a planned offensive in 20 years. Their standard combat technique is to stand in the field, catch everything, and throw it back. Great defense, but a lousy way to advance. ;AllStar (The Blessed Order of Roselle) ;AllStar (The Blessed Order of Roselle) − :Control the MLB Statistical Computer which records all individual and Franchise statistics. And they certainly have no agenda of their own, with all the money they are making from The Big League Radio Network. Don't tell anyone they are trying to dig up Big League secrets like catcher's armor and aluminum bats, and make sure you look surprised when they reveal their secret army. + :Control the MLB Statistical Computer which records all individual and Franchise statistics. And they certainly have no agenda of their own, with all the money they are making from The Big League Radio Network. Don't tell anyone they are trying to dig up Big League secrets like catcher's armor and aluminium bats, and make sure you look surprised when they reveal their secret army. ;Bleacher Bums and Foul Territory ;Bleacher Bums and Foul Territory :Rotten guys, like King Overweight of Overbite, the PRESTONE-Pirate, or the evil Redjac!-Redjac!-Redjac!-Redjac! (shut up!). And a few nice persons like Killya Cylently, the Magpie of Fallopus with her all-girlcritter team. :Rotten guys, like King Overweight of Overbite, the PRESTONE-Pirate, or the evil Redjac!-Redjac!-Redjac!-Redjac! (shut up!). And a few nice persons like Killya Cylently, the Magpie of Fallopus with her all-girlcritter team. ;Free Agents ;Free Agents − *Wolf's Baboons under Hymie Wolf, who count the Feared and Respected Natasha Immenski with her Black Hippo Company and the near-invincible Mastodon Battalion among their roster. Their special rules include "Seventh Kangaroo Sneak Attack" and "The Scriptwriter Is On Their Side". + *Wolf's Baboons under Hymie Wolf, who count the Feared and Respected Natasha Immenski with her Black Hippo Comany and the near-invincible Mastodon Battalion among their roster. Their special rules include "Seventh Kangaroo Sneak Attack" and "The Scriptwriter Is On Their Side". − *The Swell Hounds, who never lose unless they have to because of their not-so-benevolent scriptwriter. Their special rules include "The Amazing Ghost TEK" and "The Scriptwriter Is On THEIR Side" (which works just like for Wolf's Baboons, only differently). + *The Swell Hounds, who never lose unless they have to because of their not-so-benevolent scriptwriter. Their special rules include "The Amazing Ghost TEK" and "The Scriptwriter Is On THEIR Side" (just like for Wolf's Baboons, only differently). ====Fourth Minor Playoff Update==== ====Fourth Minor Playoff Update==== Line 82:
Line 72: ====Arrival of the Crans==== ====Arrival of the Crans==== − The descendants of Krewzinski return to the Infield as several Franchises calling themselves "Crans", with Big League equipment, Aluminum Bats and radiators full of PRESTONE. They throw a lot of breaking balls, tend to play for one run at a time and almost never steal bases. And they hate each other as much as they hate the Infield. + The descendants of Krewzinski return to the Infield as several Franchises calling themselves "Crans", with Big League equipment, Aluminium Bats and radiators full of PRESTONE. They throw a lot of breaking balls, tend to play for one run at a time and almost never steal bases. And they hate each other as much as they hate the Infield. ===TEK Building=== ===TEK Building=== − The construction rules are almost identical to BattleTech, although components have different names and working principles (e.g. hamster wheels for engines, coil springs instead of jump jets, and fireworks for missiles; similarly, giant matches replace Inferno launchers and giant banana peels replace mines under BurrowTEK). + The construction rules are almost identical to classic BattleTech, although components have different names and working principles (e.g. hamster wheels for engines, coil springs instead of jump jets, and fireworks for missiles; similarly, giant matches replace Inferno launchers and giant banana peels replace mines under BurrowTEK). ===Classic Games Play-By-Play=== ===Classic Games Play-By-Play=== Line 113:
Line 103: *1-DRB-01 Hobbes (''[[Archer]]'') *1-DRB-01 Hobbes (''[[Archer]]'') *H1-PP0 Whamhammer (''[[Warhammer]]'') *H1-PP0 Whamhammer (''[[Warhammer]]'') − *MAF-3R Mafrogger (''[[Marauder]]'', though it replaces the Autocannon with 4 jump jets, 2 more medium lasers, and 3 heat sinks) + *MAF-3R Mafrogger (''[[Marauder]]'') *PKD-1M Pachyderm (''[[Awesome]]'') *PKD-1M Pachyderm (''[[Awesome]]'') *MND-0ZA Shortstop Special (''[[Charger]]'') *MND-0ZA Shortstop Special (''[[Charger]]'') − *BUN-1R Bunnymaster (''[[BattleMaster]]'') + *BUN-1R Bunnymaster (''[[Battlemaster]]'') − *ARN-1D Schvartsenegger (''[[Atlas (BattleMech)|Atlas]]'') + *ARN-1D Schvartsenegger (''[[Atlas]]'') ==Canonicity== ==Canonicity== − While obviously heavily inspired by BattleTech and produced under a valid license from FASA, Critter-TEK is not a BattleTech product itself. It was never meant to contribute canon to the BattleTech universe. + While obviouly heavily inspired by BattleTech and produced under a valid license from FASA, Critter-TEK is not a BattleTech product itself. It was never meant to contribute canon to the BattleTech universe. [[Category:Books]] [[Category:Books]]
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==Description== | ==Description== | ||
| − | '''Critter-TEK''' (subtitle: '''Giant Robot Combat in a Universe Gone Fuzzy''') is a parody of the [[BattleTech]] | + | '''Critter-TEK''' (subtitle: '''Giant Robot Combat in a Universe Gone Fuzzy''') is a parody of the [[BattleTech]] universe, transforming the setting into a futuristic baseball league spoof with toon-style animals and vehicles. |
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==From the back cover== | ==From the back cover== | ||
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Please enjoy the following rules for playing '''Critter-TEK'''. You too can be one of the elite of the Infield Franchises, the TEKwarrior. Striding about the battlefield your giant robotic TEK, crushing all resistance before you. The TEKwarriors are the best of the best, with their Big League-style equipment and spiffy uniforms. The highest noble of a franchise is nothing if they are not a battle-proven TEKwarrior. Did I ever tell you that I wanted to be a TEKwarrior, but this bad leg washed me out of the Spring Training. Never mind. | Please enjoy the following rules for playing '''Critter-TEK'''. You too can be one of the elite of the Infield Franchises, the TEKwarrior. Striding about the battlefield your giant robotic TEK, crushing all resistance before you. The TEKwarriors are the best of the best, with their Big League-style equipment and spiffy uniforms. The highest noble of a franchise is nothing if they are not a battle-proven TEKwarrior. Did I ever tell you that I wanted to be a TEKwarrior, but this bad leg washed me out of the Spring Training. Never mind. | ||
| − | From our Allstar view atop the Mound in the center of the stadium of the universe, you will be given a | + | From our Allstar view atop the Mound in the center of the stadium of the universe, you will be given a detailled view of the Five Major Franchise Houses, the TEKwarriors that fight for them, and the Feared and Respected Free Agents they employ in their quest to win the Fourth Minor League Playoff. |
| − | '''Critter-TEK''' comes complete with all the "hauntingly familiar" rules necessary to engage in Giant Robot Combat, a little role playing, and lots and lots of explosions. A sense of humor is a must, and knowledge of FASA's BATTLETECH, Major League Baseball, and Funny Animals wouldn't hurt. | + | '''Critter-TEK''' comes complete with all the "hauntingly familiar" rules necessary to engage in Giant Robot Combat, a little role playing, and lots and lots of explosions. A sense of humor is a must, and knowledge of [[FASA]]'s BATTLETECH, Major League Baseball, and Funny Animals wouldn't hurt. |
'''Critter-TEK''' is guaranteed to make you more desirable to the opposite sex, lose weight, and get a higher paying job. Or maybe just waste a few hours when you're supposed to be doing something else. So sit back, relax, and try not to bust a gut. That would hurt! | '''Critter-TEK''' is guaranteed to make you more desirable to the opposite sex, lose weight, and get a higher paying job. Or maybe just waste a few hours when you're supposed to be doing something else. So sit back, relax, and try not to bust a gut. That would hurt! | ||
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==Content== | ==Content== | ||
| − | Critter-TEK is an amalgam of various BattleTech products. It provides boardgame rules which are almost identical to [[BattleTech | + | Critter-TEK is an amalgam of various BattleTech products. It provides boardgame rules which are almost identical to [[Classic BattleTech]], including Flyer-TEK (the equivalent to [[AeroTech]]), Burrow-TEK (the equivalent to [[CityTech]] rules for infantry and vehicles) and TEK-Warrior (an abridged character development system reminiscent of the [[MechWarrior (RPG)|MechWarrior role-playing game]]). |
In accordance with the toon style, the level of graphic violence is notably higher than in the original BattleTech. | In accordance with the toon style, the level of graphic violence is notably higher than in the original BattleTech. | ||
===The Universe=== | ===The Universe=== | ||
| − | In Critter-TEK, the "Infield Franchises have been stomping each other ever since | + | In Critter-TEK, the "Infield Franchises have been stomping each other ever since Kewzinski led the Big League All Stars out On Strike". The Franchises and other factions are described as follows: |
| − | ;House Deviant (The Amphibian Suns | + | ;House Deviant (The Amphibian Suns) |
| − | :Heisa Deviant is the Owner and General Manager. Perpetual winners who recently improved their roster through trades with House Katzen. Would have received the Big League Pennant already if AllStar had not curbed them under the pretense of neutral radio coverage of games. Notable for the New Ethan Better Buffonic Institute of Superior History (NEBBISH) where trading cards stolen from House Purina are being researched, in hopes of re-learning "How to throw Killer Curveballs" from Particle Pitching Cannons. | + | :Frogs. Heisa Deviant is the Owner and General Manager. Perpetual winners who recently improved their roster through trades with House Katzen. Would have received the Big League Pennant already if AllStar had not curbed them under the pretense of neutral radio coverage of games. Notable for the New Ethan Better Buffonic Institute of Superior History (NEBBISH) where trading cards stolen from House Purina are being researched, in hopes of re-learning "How to throw Killer Curveballs" from Particle Pitching Cannons. |
| − | ;House Purina (The Draconian Combine | + | ;House Purina (The Draconian Combine) |
| − | :Followers of the Code of Rabbito under Tokojointo Purina. Although | + | :Rabbits. Followers of the Code of Rabbito under Tokojointo Purina. Although Rabbits are presumed to be naturally superior, other races exist within the Combine. One example is Field Manager Georgi Timooshenko (depicted as a Bull). A special Purina combat maneuver is "Death from Below", where a TEKwarrior launches his vehicle into an enemy as a desperate last-ditch effort. |
| − | ;House Low (The Conniptian Confederation | + | ;House Low (The Conniptian Confederation) |
| − | :Led by Maximum Low, who cannot make reservations for dinner without bribing somebody. He has managed to outsmart himself on a regular basis for years, making his team the least lucky. Their special combat maneuver is the "Low Blow", aiming at the... umm... head. | + | :Mice. Led by Maximum Low, who cannot make reservations for dinner without bribing somebody. He has managed to outsmart himself on a regular basis for years, making his team the least lucky. Their special combat maneuver is the "Low Blow", aiming at the... umm... head. |
| − | ;House Mongrel (The Flea Worlds League | + | ;House Mongrel (The Flea Worlds League) |
| − | :Ownership held by over 700 investors, with Jaundice Mongrel a powerful part-owner. They have some real bulls in the bullpen, but found more ways to blow it by July than any other team. Prone to clubhouse infighting. Promising breeds include the Frontier League AndErUm Rebels and the Kennel League Ornamente. | + | :Dogs. Ownership held by over 700 investors, with Jaundice Mongrel a powerful part-owner. They have some real bulls in the bullpen, but found more ways to blow it by July than any other team. Prone to clubhouse infighting. Promising breeds include the Frontier League AndErUm Rebels and the Kennel League Ornamente. Mongrel recently agreed to co-operate with Purina and Low in the Concord of Kompost.<br>Tonsillitis Mongrel, sixth pub of the eigth litter sired by Jaundice, became notable as he went to call games on the Big League Radio Network under contract to AllStar. |
| − | ;House Katzen (The Feline Commonwealth | + | ;House Katzen (The Feline Commonwealth) |
| − | :Narcon Katarina, the franchise owner, has a really cushy daughter named Meowlissa who wants mouse for dinner, and froggy is going to get it for her. Their Field | + | :Cats. Narcon Katarina, the franchise owner, has a really cushy daughter named Meowlissa who wants mouse for dinner, and froggy is going to get it for her. Their Field Marshall has not ordered a planned offensive in 20 years. Their standard combat technique is to stand in the field, catch everything, and throw it back. Great defense, but a lousy way to advance. |
;AllStar (The Blessed Order of Roselle) | ;AllStar (The Blessed Order of Roselle) | ||
| − | :Control the MLB Statistical Computer which records all individual and Franchise statistics. And they certainly have no agenda of their own, with all the money they are making from The Big League Radio Network. Don't tell anyone they are trying to dig up Big League secrets like catcher's armor and | + | :Control the MLB Statistical Computer which records all individual and Franchise statistics. And they certainly have no agenda of their own, with all the money they are making from The Big League Radio Network. Don't tell anyone they are trying to dig up Big League secrets like catcher's armor and aluminium bats, and make sure you look surprised when they reveal their secret army. |
;Bleacher Bums and Foul Territory | ;Bleacher Bums and Foul Territory | ||
:Rotten guys, like King Overweight of Overbite, the PRESTONE-Pirate, or the evil Redjac!-Redjac!-Redjac!-Redjac! (shut up!). And a few nice persons like Killya Cylently, the Magpie of Fallopus with her all-girlcritter team. | :Rotten guys, like King Overweight of Overbite, the PRESTONE-Pirate, or the evil Redjac!-Redjac!-Redjac!-Redjac! (shut up!). And a few nice persons like Killya Cylently, the Magpie of Fallopus with her all-girlcritter team. | ||
;Free Agents | ;Free Agents | ||
| − | *Wolf's Baboons under Hymie Wolf, who count the Feared and Respected Natasha Immenski with her Black Hippo | + | *Wolf's Baboons under Hymie Wolf, who count the Feared and Respected Natasha Immenski with her Black Hippo Comany and the near-invincible Mastodon Battalion among their roster. Their special rules include "Seventh Kangaroo Sneak Attack" and "The Scriptwriter Is On Their Side". |
| − | *The Swell Hounds, who never lose unless they have to because of their not-so-benevolent scriptwriter. Their special rules include "The Amazing Ghost TEK" and "The Scriptwriter Is On THEIR Side" ( | + | *The Swell Hounds, who never lose unless they have to because of their not-so-benevolent scriptwriter. Their special rules include "The Amazing Ghost TEK" and "The Scriptwriter Is On THEIR Side" (just like for Wolf's Baboons, only differently). |
====Fourth Minor Playoff Update==== | ====Fourth Minor Playoff Update==== | ||
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====Arrival of the Crans==== | ====Arrival of the Crans==== | ||
| − | The descendants of Krewzinski return to the Infield as several Franchises calling themselves "Crans", with Big League equipment, | + | The descendants of Krewzinski return to the Infield as several Franchises calling themselves "Crans", with Big League equipment, Aluminium Bats and radiators full of PRESTONE. They throw a lot of breaking balls, tend to play for one run at a time and almost never steal bases. And they hate each other as much as they hate the Infield. |
===TEK Building=== | ===TEK Building=== | ||
| − | The construction rules are almost identical to BattleTech, although components have different names and working principles (e.g. hamster wheels for engines, coil springs instead of jump jets, and fireworks for missiles; similarly, giant matches replace Inferno launchers and giant banana peels replace mines under BurrowTEK). | + | The construction rules are almost identical to classic BattleTech, although components have different names and working principles (e.g. hamster wheels for engines, coil springs instead of jump jets, and fireworks for missiles; similarly, giant matches replace Inferno launchers and giant banana peels replace mines under BurrowTEK). |
===Classic Games Play-By-Play=== | ===Classic Games Play-By-Play=== | ||
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*1-DRB-01 Hobbes (''[[Archer]]'') | *1-DRB-01 Hobbes (''[[Archer]]'') | ||
*H1-PP0 Whamhammer (''[[Warhammer]]'') | *H1-PP0 Whamhammer (''[[Warhammer]]'') | ||
| − | *MAF-3R Mafrogger (''[[Marauder]]'' | + | *MAF-3R Mafrogger (''[[Marauder]]'') |
*PKD-1M Pachyderm (''[[Awesome]]'') | *PKD-1M Pachyderm (''[[Awesome]]'') | ||
*MND-0ZA Shortstop Special (''[[Charger]]'') | *MND-0ZA Shortstop Special (''[[Charger]]'') | ||
| − | *BUN-1R Bunnymaster (''[[ | + | *BUN-1R Bunnymaster (''[[Battlemaster]]'') |
| − | *ARN-1D Schvartsenegger (''[[ | + | *ARN-1D Schvartsenegger (''[[Atlas]]'') |
==Canonicity== | ==Canonicity== | ||
| − | While | + | While obviouly heavily inspired by BattleTech and produced under a valid license from FASA, Critter-TEK is not a BattleTech product itself. It was never meant to contribute canon to the BattleTech universe. |
[[Category:Books]] | [[Category:Books]] | ||