User:ReinhardtSteiner

A man once said that I was the Lyran Commonwealth, and that the King and the land were one. He was probably right, because I'm the one that adds panache and charm to the mix. It don't mean butt if it ain't got that jut, after all.

So, since I think that about sums it up, without further ado, I might as well add REINHARDT STEINER FACTS:

Reinhardt Steiner once destroyed an entire Cluster, then punched the destroyed Mechs back in to working order, forcing their pilots to attack him again because his "kill frenzy had not gone down." (Do not mistake his kindness for weakness, though. He won the second time, too).

Reinhardt Steiner can bench-press a DropShip and once bicycle kicked the recharge station at Dieron's nadir jump point into the sun.

While he is the titular leader of the Grand Duchy of Furillo, Reinhardt Steiner is also a man of the people. He held free elections for the executive position of Chancellor, which was first won by John Henry Eden, a sentient AI occupying a supercomputer. While Reinhardt was forced to destroy him after Eden unveiled his plan for genocide, everyone agreed they missed his reassuring radio broadcasts.

Reinhardt's brother, Karl, built a perpetual motion machine when they were kids. Reinhardt didn't understand the purpose because he already WAS a perpetual motion machine.

The GDFS Reinhardt Steiner once took a side-job as the stunt double for the World Devastator from Star Trek.

Reinhardt Steiner was going to have a television show made about him. Production fell through when, despite being only five minutes long due to the speed at which he destroyed his foes, it became the most violent show on television. His character eventually became Brock Samson from the Venture Brothers.

Reinhardt Steiner beat Street Fighter IV on one quarter, playing as Dan. When Seth tried to piledrive him, he somehow made Dan reverse the hold and piledrive Seth straight to the ninth circle of Hell.

Whenever Karl had an invention, Reinhardt would test it for safety. He was the first man to use a submarine, electric guitar, and time machine (which allowed the other two).